The Quickie – Garden Bench with Log Burner

THE QUICKIE — FROM £3,250

Hot. Sheltered. Surprisingly satisfying.

And over before the neighbours have worked out what’s going on.

The Quickie is our compact roofed retreat for people who want something warm, private and very good fun without committing the whole garden to it.

At just 200 cm × 200 cm, it slips neatly into tighter spaces, yet still manages to accommodate around four to five adults.

Cosy.

Close.

Potentially awkward if you don’t all know each other very well.

The pitched roof keeps the Welsh weather off, while a mini log burner is tucked beneath the right-hand seat inside a purpose-built fire-resistant compartment.

So yes, it gets hot underneath.

We thought you’d ask.

WHAT YOU GET

• Roofed outdoor retreat

• Wraparound seating for approximately 4–5 adults

• Compact pitched roof

• Mini log burner beneath the right-hand seat

• Purpose-built fire-resistant burner compartment

• Handmade timber construction

• A suspiciously good reason to disappear outside for a while

It’s ideal for smaller gardens, glamping sites, holiday lets and compact outdoor spaces where every square metre needs to pull its weight.

Or, in this case, several people’s weight.

APPROXIMATE SIZE

Footprint: 200 cm × 200 cm
Ridge height: 240 cm
Eaves height: approximately 180 cm
Seat height: 45 cm
Seat depth: approximately 45 cm

Small footprint.

Good height.

Plenty of room inside.

We’re resisting the obvious joke.

Barely.

THE HOT BIT

The mini log burner sits beneath the right-hand seat inside a fire-resistant housing.

Warm enough to keep things interesting.

Protected enough to stop things getting out of hand.

Final stove installation is quoted separately and confirmed for the actual site.

Because while we like a hot Quickie, we’re still surprisingly responsible about fire safety.

OPTIONAL EXTRAS

If your Quickie needs a little more excitement, you can add:

• Solar lighting

• Bluetooth speakers

• Mobile-phone charging

• Drinks shelves

• Engraving

• Fitted cushions

Because apparently even a Quickie can benefit from mood lighting, music and somewhere soft to land.

PRICE

From £3,250

Made to order in approximately 5–7 weeks.

Delivery, site preparation and final stove installation are quoted separately according to location and access.

MADE WOOD LOVE

Handmade. One-off. Built for real life.

The Quickie.

Small enough to be discreet.

Hot enough to be memorable.

And surprisingly roomy once you’re inside.

Delivery

UK delivery is included in the price.

If you’re in North Wales, we’ll usually bring it to you ourselves. Further afield, we’ll arrange the best way of getting it to you safely — pallet, courier, van, or whatever makes most sense for the piece.

Some of the larger and more gloriously awkward creations may need a little extra organising, particularly if you’re a long way from us, but we’ll sort that with you directly.

Collection is always welcome too.

At the moment, we deliver within the UK only.