Made Wood Love
The Lone Big Head Bastard – Garden Chair
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THE LONE BIG HEAD BASTARD — £325
For anyone perfectly capable of getting comfortable all by themselves.
The Lone Big Head Bastard is a generously proportioned handmade garden armchair with a broad seat, comfortably angled back and enough timber up top to justify the name.
Big head.
Solid body.
Plenty of support underneath.
No assistance required.
At 70 cm wide and 70 cm deep, there’s room to settle in properly, lean back, spread out a bit and generally make yourself unavailable for anything productive.
The live-edge timber feature gives each chair its own knots, curves, grain and natural irregularities.
Some are straighter.
Some are lumpier.
Some are carrying a lot up top.
We don’t judge.
DIMENSIONS
Overall: 70 cm wide × 70 cm deep × 100 cm high
Seat: 60 cm wide × 37 cm deep
Seat height: 40 cm
Generous where it counts.
Firm underneath.
Tall enough at the back to support a proper big head.
HANDMADE IN WALES
Made individually by Made Wood Love, using characterful timber with all the natural grain, knots and variations left proudly visible.
No two will ever be exactly the same.
Which is probably for the best.
CURRENT STATUS
Further chairs can also be made to order.
So if one Lone Big Head Bastard isn’t enough, we can always make another.
PRICE
£325
Delivery available by quotation.
MADE WOOD LOVE
Handmade. One-off. Proper wood.
Big head. Broad seat. Firm underneath.
Perfectly capable of satisfying one person at a time.
Delivery
UK delivery is included in the price.
If you’re in North Wales, we’ll usually bring it to you ourselves. Further afield, we’ll arrange the best way of getting it to you safely — pallet, courier, van, or whatever makes most sense for the piece.
Some of the larger and more gloriously awkward creations may need a little extra organising, particularly if you’re a long way from us, but we’ll sort that with you directly.
Collection is always welcome too.
At the moment, we deliver within the UK only.
Sizes, materials and framing
Sizes, materials and framing
Print sizes: A4 is 21 × 29.7 cm, A3 is 29.7 × 42 cm, A2 is 42 × 59.4 cm and A1 is 59.4 × 84.1 cm. Prints are produced on heavyweight art paper and signed, titled and numbered in pencil.
Framed prints are mounted, so the finished frame is larger than the print size. Frames are available in gold, light wood or dark wood on most designs; ask if you need exact external dimensions for a particular spot.
Glassware is painted by hand and kiln-fired. Hand wash to keep it looking its best.
Delivery and returns
Delivery and returns
Delivery: standard tracked UK delivery is free on everything in the art shop. An express option is available at checkout. We currently ship within the UK only; get in touch if you're overseas and we'll see what we can do.
Dispatch: prints and in-stock glass leave the studio within a few working days. Made-to-order glass, pet portraits and originals take longer, and we'll confirm a date with you.
Returns: stock items can be returned within 30 days. Personalised and commissioned pieces can't be returned for a change of mind, but anything faulty or damaged in transit will be replaced or refunded. Full details in our returns policy.
About the artist
About the artist
Jack Fetherstonhaugh paints British wildlife with movement and a great deal of energy, often straight onto hessian, from his studio in North Wales. Everything here is painted, signed or made by Jack himself. Read more about Jack.
